i can’t imagine people seeing the 50 shades of grey movie and feeling comfortable like the theaters will probably filled with horny middle aged women that is a very uncomfortable thought
A THOUSAND TIMES THIS!
yeah and the idea that we have to fucking earn the right to our basic needs being met (shelter, food, clean water). unacceptable.
'Oh, poor girl,' murmured Cumberbatch into his microphone. 'Do you want to ask another question? Ask what my shoe size is.'
'What's your shoe size?' asked the fan, to more shrieks.
Cumberbatch grinned. ‘It’s a whole other arm.’
I think one of the most satisfying things in life is when you manage to get the shower to exactly the right temperature without burning all your skin off or giving yourself hypothermia
You know how when you completely geek out over something..
It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.
How can a teacher get mad at you for being late if a staircase changes direction while you’re in the middle of it?? There’s no tellin’ where it leaves you, and Hogwarts is a giant castle..
#I can just imagine Sirius & James #running late for their first class #when suddenly #the staircase changes direction #Sirius’ telling James #that they should just skip class #because the staircase said so #and so they toured the castle #when suddenly #they saw a boy #who has light brown hair and scars cutting across his face #running towards them #asking which direction the Potions Class is being taught #James’ being all confident says #it’s this way, come, we’ll guide you #while Sirius is hiding his grin #because really #it’s their first day #how would they memorize all the passageways in just one night #and so all day they circled around the castle #getting lost #finding their way back #discovering secret passages #all the while sealing a bond of friendship that will never break
the tags made me cry